My god, it's Full of Macs!

This is a survey of images that result from a G**gle search of the term “computer security.”  I find it fascinating how quickly some in the academic environment subscribe to someone else’s ’security’ discourse.

(Does anyone have a door that actually takes a key like this? Is this what the internet’s door looks like?)

(This luggage lock is (not) ’securing’ this keyboard or anything else.)

(Superman wore green today and only a giant orbital lock can stop him from reversing the earth’s rotation.)

(This monitor is secured with an enormous materializing chain and lock – too bad it’s not connected to anything.)

(The space burglar is connected to Africa through a billion mile cable – and he brought your computer to space so he could pull the giant lever on the side.)

(Really?)